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How to Survive the Office Christmas Party

By: Cranberry Panda Team Monday, 28th of November 2011 - 12:32 pm

With the party season descending upon as at an alarming rate we thought it only wise to offer our lovely readers some light-hearted advice about how to maintain a professional yet fun demeanour in the wake of all the festive revelry…

"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day".

Phyllis Diller, American comedienne

• First and most obviously, always drink responsibly. You might feel the need to have a drink in order to relax in the boss' company, but beware of too many snowballs, there is such a thing as being too relaxed!
• For the ladies - It's winter. It's cold. It's ok to complement your dress with a pair of tights.
• For the guys – don't dance. Unless you are a pro or can successfully carry it off in a humorous, 'I don't take myself too seriously' way, this is a rule you should generally live your life by. Sorry.

• Don't talk shop. This is your chance to really get to know you colleagues on a personal level, who knows that you might find in common.  Believe it or not, it could be a great opportunity for you to boost your career. (Please note we said personal, that is not the same as intimate.)
• Chill out! Despite our advice above, this is also your chance to let go and show your fun side. Nobody likes an uptight person at a party so even if you don't fancy cracking open the bubbly, at least crack a smile.
• Remember – what goes on at the party stays at the party. Adhere to this and you will go far. (However, if you ‘forget' our advice and find yourself in need of a new job after Christmas, we are always here to help!)

"We had hoped to include an enlightening and humorous tale at this point, but our research seemed to result in a common trend harking back to the standard stationery cupboard/declarations of love/face planting and much ensuing embarrassment. Let this be a lesson in itself."

The boring sober one at the party

And finally, if you are intending to hammer the snowballs and eggnog, make sure you have some Beecham's Resolve waiting for you in the morning!

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