Your name determines your career success

It’s all in a name.

After some hefty scientific research, conducted in cranberry towers, it has been found that your name determines your career success. But before we continue, we must stress no pandas or Mary’s were hurt during this process. 

Name pronunciation is kind of a big deal. We are polite pandas and you don’t want to make a panda blush on the blower, do you now? There is nothing more embarrassing than pronouncing ‘ksfihohgirjksdkjg’ incorrectly. Trust me, it happens to the best of us. 

The results from our research of over 176,000* candidates conclude that the top five names to be placed EVER are;

1. David

2. Katie

3. John

4. Ben

5. Sandeep

Alas, if you were not blessed to be called one of the five above, fear not as it also pays off to have a cool name. Out of the 176,000 candidates, there’s only one Raimundo on our books and we placed him. So that’s a 100% success rate on a cool name...

Another intriguing fact is that if you share your name with a famous person you climb the career ladder faster than the rest. We have proof; we have placed a formula one racing driver.

We know what you’re thinking, your name isn’t in the top five, there is nothing cool about it and you do not share your name with anyone remotely famous. For you my friend, there is deed poll. For a small fee you can pick any one of the top five names and get placed into a new role tomorrow! However, we wouldn’t want the market flooded with thousands of Johns, so you could always pick your first pet’s name to replace yours; who wouldn’t want to hire someone called Tiddles?

On that note, we’ve never placed a Tiddles, are you the Tiddles we’re looking for? If so, get in touch today, there’s a good boy, you good boy you.

*This is in jest, some parts are an exaggerated truth, but we’re just being playful pandas.